Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the
| Clinton jokes
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from th
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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
| Dog jokes
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
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Q. What is eternity?
| Blonde jokes
Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
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A woman accompanied her husband to the
| Marriage jokes
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix
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What's a vampire's favorite dance?
| Dance jokes
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.