Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a

Personally I think one of the greatest things

| Marriage jokes

Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

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Q: How do you get a

| Dirty jokes

Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

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Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's

| Parent jokes

Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."

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Will He Win ?

| Book title jokes

Will He Win ? by Betty Wont

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Recruits were shocked at the language the

| Military jokes

Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.

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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.