How did the dog make gold soup?
| Dog jokes
How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.
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A Congressman was once asked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxab
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Q: Did you hear about the new form
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.
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Why don't women
| Men jokes
Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
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Where do ghoulies
| Halloween jokes
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
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What lights up a football stadium? A football match!