Q: Why do divorced men get married
| Divorce jokes
Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.
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How do snowmen read their e-mails?
| Snowman jokes
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
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1st vampire: How things?
| Letter jokes
1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
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Mum: Why does your little brother
| Brother and sister jokes
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.
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t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry
| Criminal jokes
t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisone
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Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.