A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing
| Marriage jokes
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, "Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a different man every week?"
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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Why did the Gorilla fail English?
| Gorilla jokes
Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!
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A traveler became lost in the
| Travel and tourist jokes
A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. He was on the verge of passing out when he spied a tent about 500 meters in front
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Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says,
| Dirty jokes
Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna b
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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn’t tell the bass player which one.