Why is a cat like a penny?

How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?

| Men jokes

How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.

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Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me

| Police jokes

Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What do naked fish play with ?

| Fishing jokes

What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

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Your money or your life

| Book title jokes

Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver

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Why can't an elephant ride a

| Bicycle jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.