What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
| Bird jokes
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy
| Blonde jokes
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at
| Music jokes
Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
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The politician was sitting at his campaign
| Political jokes
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. "Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!" "Honestly?" The
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Q: Why did the chicken say,
| Bird jokes
Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.
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Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did she!