An avid duck hunter was in the market for a

What was Camelot famous for ?

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What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !

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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist

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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist, "Preparation H,"

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How do you know when you're

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How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of

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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.

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She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter

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She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.

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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it. The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked \r \nhis friend, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?” “I sure did,” responded the pessimist. “He can’t swim.”