What lands as often on its tail as it does its
| Money jokes
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken
| Internet jokes
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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What's the difference between a worm and an
| Apple jokes
What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!
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A husband and wife were driving down a country
| Farmer jokes
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
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A visitor from Holland was
| Ethnic jokes
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That'
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What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!