Why do people beat their clocks?

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in

| Money jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

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A salesman was testifying in

| Dirty jokes

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity." "Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally when I am home

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest

| Rabbit jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a

| Teeth jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths

| Military jokes

An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'

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Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.