The world's most incredibly lazy man found
| Humor jokes
The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked. "I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. T
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Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
| Cat jokes
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
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What buzzes, is black and
| Insect jokes
What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !
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What do you call a cow who argues with her
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
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A doctor and a nurse were
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
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Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. “Oh. Maud,” said her friend, “you’ve lost your engine!” “Never mind, dear,” said auntie. “I’ve got a spare one in the trunk.”