What's yellow and writes?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
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Doctor how can I cure my sleep
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
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Why was the mother flea
| Children jokes
Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
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Teacher: How much is half of 8?
| School jokes
Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
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Laugh and the class laughs with you.
| School jokes
Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !
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What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!