A lady was picking through the
| Food jokes
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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What is the difference between a dressmaker and
| Farmer jokes
What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
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Why did the elephant
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !
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Once there were two chinese
| Ethnic jokes
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next doo
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What would happen if you crossed Magilla
| Gorilla jokes
What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
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Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !