Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
| Witch jokes
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? -
| Cat jokes
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
| Blind jokes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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A shopkeeper was dismayed
| Business jokes
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES. The shopk
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A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God’s name was. ‘Oh that’s easy,’ the man replied, ‘His name is Andy. ‘What make you think his name is Andy?’ the angel asked incredulously. ‘Well, you see at Church we used to sing this song ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.