Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?
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A woman was shopping in a
| Salesmen jokes
A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. When he told her she launched into a tirade about prices these days, covering just about everything from housing to auto tires. After ten minutes or so, the salesman had obvi
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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in
| Computer jokes
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
| Blonde jokes
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!
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Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That’s where the atlas says the population is most dense !