School lunches are not generally popular with
| Apple jokes
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly. "What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
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What does a basketball player do before he
| Sport jokes
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
| School jokes
Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
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Q: What do blonde's have against
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.
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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?
| Pig jokes
What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.
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Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!