When do clocks die? When their time is up.
If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing? Because you don’t have the time.
Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.
Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.
When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.