What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a

| Cowboy jokes

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cow

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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside"

| Computer jokes

Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.

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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why

| Lawyer jokes

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.

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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm

| Weather jokes

There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

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Why do the hamburgers

| Burger jokes

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.