A man really

Martin had just received his brand new drivers

| Parent jokes

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships

| History jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !

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If your dog is

| Women jokes

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile

| Burger jokes

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the

| Christmas jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

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A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together. But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, “June.” “Yes, this is June.” “Will you marry me?” “Of course I will! Who’s this?”