A out-of-towner in New York at the height
| Restaurant jokes
A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here." "You'll have to wai
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Is lunch the favorite
| Pig jokes
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
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They say she has a sharp tongue.
| Food jokes
They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.
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I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion
| Humor jokes
I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
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What happened at the cannibal's wedding
| Marriage jokes
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.
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Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!