What do you give a sick snake ?
| Snake jokes
What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able
| Marriage jokes
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain Engli
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Why are fish cleverer than humans?
| Fishing jokes
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
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Tower:
| Aviation jokes
Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes, SIR!
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Tourist: The flies are awfully
| Travel and tourist jokes
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
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A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he’d enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, “You know, it’s been over five years since I first came in here.” “You’ll have to wait your turn, sir,” replied the harried and now irritated waiter, “I can only serve one table at a time.”