What do you say to a
| Car and train jokes
What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.
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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road
| Pig jokes
What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?
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Why is an engaged girl like a
| Telephone jokes
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.
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At dinner, Seth said to his father,
| Parent jokes
At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."
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How many librarians does it take to screw in a
| Humor jokes
How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."
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What happened at the cannibal’s wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.