What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
| Bird jokes
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !
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All of the firefighters at my station are
| Firefighter jokes
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!
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Q: How has Clinton made his
| Clinton jokes
Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
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A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car,
| Blonde jokes
A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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One time Father Christmas lost his
| Christmas jokes
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.