Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
| Dead and dying jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
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What song should
| Birthday jokes
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
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If we are a country committed to free
| Answer me this jokes
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
| Bicycle jokes
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother
| Old age jokes
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned: “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!”