Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
| Bicycle jokes
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
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Both of my marriages have been
| Marriage jokes
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr
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Q. What should you do if you see your
| Marriage jokes
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
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A whole family was caught in
| Children jokes
A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. "I always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home
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Q: What did one flea say to the other flea
| Insect jokes
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
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Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he’d have to wait an additional three hours in the airport. “How come?,” his nephew asked. “My plane has been grounded,” Brendan explained. “Grounded?” the little boy said. “I didn’t know planes had parents.”