Waiter, are there
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
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What does a vampire take for a
| Vampire jokes
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
| Cat jokes
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !
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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?
| Fishing jokes
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !
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A lady walks into the dentist’s office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. “You must have made a mistake” says the shocked dentist, “The gynecologist’s office is one level higher.” To that the lady replies, “No mistake, you installed my husband’s dentures last week, now you’ll be the one getting them out.”