Teacher: Who was the
| Women jokes
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?
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A very tall monster with several arms and
| Monster jokes
A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor. 'So would I.
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in
| School jokes
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
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What is the proper weight for a
| Lawyer jokes
What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
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Why is President Carter important to
| Burger jokes
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home…I just want her to stay with you guys.”