What do you get if you cross a centipede and a
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
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What do ghosts use to phone home?
| Telephone jokes
What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.
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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood
| Business jokes
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" "I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm l
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A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. “I always knew God would take care of us,” said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home. “I like to hear you say that,” beamed the mother. “Always remember that God is in His heaven watching over us.” “Oh, I wasn’t talking about THAT God,” the five year old interrupted. “I was talking about the COAST God.”