What did the monster say to the
| Monster jokes
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"
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An avid line dancing couple
| Dance jokes
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That nig
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Q: Why do blondes have little holes all
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
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What do you call a dog with no legs ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
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Once there was a church that
| Face jokes
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran st
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Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off? It was a vicious cycle.