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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?

| Waiter jokes

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

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Q. How do you drown a blonde?

| Blonde jokes

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

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Q: How many believable,

| Political jokes

Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

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Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes

| Ethnic jokes

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top

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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy

| Sport jokes

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat

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