First cannibal: Come and have dinner in

Why did the mouse eat a candle ?

| Mouse jokes

Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!

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What's a bee-line ?

| Insect jokes

What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

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The room was full of

| Marriage jokes

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the t

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Worried because

| Old age jokes

Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?" A few minutes later, Timmy returned. "Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is she all right?" "She's fine

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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged

| Judge jokes

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass thr

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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.