Q: How is lightning like a violist's
| Music jokes
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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Q: How did a blind man
| Blind jokes
Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!
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After a caller gave a technician her PC's
| Computer jokes
After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit. Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she'd be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she
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What cat purrs more than any other ?
| Cat jokes
What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business
| Marriage jokes
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh
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Why isn’t there a Superpig? It’s too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.