A young man called his mother and announced

A couple had two little mischievous boys,

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A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so

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Judge: Are you married?

| Judge jokes

Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.

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Teller: Why did the blonde

| Blonde jokes

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac

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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at on

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If a word in a dictionary were

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If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. “Now what should I do?” His mother has an idea. “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?” He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. ” I was humiliated,” he groaned. “She insisted on washing the dishes.” ” What’s wrong with that?” asked his mother. ” We hadn’t started eating yet.”