Father: I hear you skipped school

School

| Book title jokes

School Meals by R. E. Volting

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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two

| Police jokes

A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"

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On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker

| Food jokes

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

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So you are distantly related to the

| Brother and sister jokes

So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.

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A young couple got married and

| Marriage jokes

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we return

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Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn’t, and I have the fish to prove it!