I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

| Snake jokes

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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What did the pay

| Money jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

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Who dropped a wad of notes with

| Money jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here's the elastic band.

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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the

| College jokes

Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, "Green up! Green up!" "I want the bedroom in blue!" continued the woman

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I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !