Canada, in view of recent events, will be
| Ethnic jokes
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
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What kind of protozoa likes
| Halloween jokes
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!
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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant
| Fishing jokes
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught on
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
| School jokes
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
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A cub reporter for
| Journalist jokes
A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts." The Editor scolded the new reporter, "Thi
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Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.