Please, maam! How do you spell ichael?

If an elephant is the

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If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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Why did the internit paint his

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What did the fat pig say when the farmer

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What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."

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Q: What does Clinton have in common with his

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Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.

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Please, maam! How do you spell ichael? The teacher was rather bewildered. “Don’t you mean Michael?” she asked. “No, ma’am. I’ve written the ‘M’ already.”