A little Italian grandfather comes
| Old age jokes
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?" He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"
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Teacher: That's quite a
| School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?'
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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a
| Dog jokes
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.
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What do gnomes fear
| Christmas jokes
What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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Doctor, doctor, can you give me
| Hair and bald jokes
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.
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Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!