They say she has a sharp tongue.
| Food jokes
They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.
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What should a football team do if the pitch is
| Sport jokes
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!
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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you
| Cannibal jokes
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
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At what time of day was Adam born?
| Religious jokes
At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.
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Two wizards in a car
| Car and train jokes
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to do?" The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a side street."
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Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window…!