There was some mix-up with a
| Travel and tourist jokes
There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today. I'd better get an inside cabin."
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How many students does it take to change a
| School jokes
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first
| Sport jokes
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
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How do Indian chiefs send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!
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What's long and stylish and full of cats?
| Easter jokes
What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money”, he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “Hey, watch it – I’m a United States Congressman!” “In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”