A man was walking on the beach one day

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in

| Computer jokes

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promis

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Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody

| Weather jokes

Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.

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What's hairy and flies through the

| Gorilla jokes

What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us

| Cannibal jokes

A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

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If six children and two dogs were under

| Weather jokes

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

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A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only.” The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, ” I wish I was irresistible to women.” POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.