Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the

A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside

| Blonde jokes

A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"

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What sort of animals make the best TV

| Movie and TV jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

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Do you think, Professor, that my

| Music jokes

Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

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Teacher: What's this a

| Brother and sister jokes

Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them'

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Alsation: I'll see you shortly.

| Dog jokes

Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. “I’d like the bathroom done in white!” Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, “Green up! Green up!” “I want the bedroom in blue!” continued the woman. The contractor listened and yelled out the window, “Green up! Green up!” “The halls should be done in beige!” she instructed. Again, the man barked out the window, “Green up! Green up!” “Will you stop that?!” shouted the woman. “Every time I give you a color, all you do is shout ‘Green up! What the devil does that mean?” ‘Tm real sorry, ma’am!” explained Corbett. “But I got three Oklahoma basketball players down there tryin’ to put in the front lawn!”