What would happen if pigs went on strike?
| Pig jokes
What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.
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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?
| Blonde jokes
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
| Criminal jokes
A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ? Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
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After an overnight flight to meet my father
| Aviation jokes
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs officia
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Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.