What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
| Bicycle jokes
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !
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A man went to his dentist because he feels
| Dentist jokes
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagu
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Two bishops were
| Religious jokes
Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?"
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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At night court, a man was brought in and set
| Judge jokes
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
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What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !