An auditor is checking the books of
| Accountant jokes
An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation. "It was late at night' says the pilot, Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings." "I'm sorry," says the audit
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
| Accountant jokes
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out
| Cow jokes
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
| Humor jokes
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
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Isnt the principal a
| School jokes
Isnt the principal a dummy! said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"
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Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing