Recruits were shocked at the language the
| Military jokes
Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
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Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
| Baby jokes
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
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Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
| Face jokes
Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!
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Why did the elephant paint
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
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After a difficult day a struggling actor
| Movie and TV jokes
After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came by your
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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!