A few years ago, when

A husband and wife were driving down a country

| Farmer jokes

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.

[ read more ]

When you exit the bus, please

| Car and train jokes

When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. "If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."

[ read more ]

Two cannibals were having lunch.

| Cannibal jokes

Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."

[ read more ]

What happened when the chef found a daddy long

| Insect jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

[ read more ]

What's big and hairy and climbs up the

| King Kong jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

[ read more ]

A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, “Tell me, Becky, have you heard by chance what’s going on in Rome?” “No,” said Mrs Finkelstein. “I haven’t. What’s going on in Rome?” “A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among other things, decided that the Jews are not responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus.” Mrs Finkelstein raised her eyebrows. “Indeed? And who is responsible, then?” “I’m not sure,” said Mrs. Moskowitz. “I think they suspect the Puerto Ricans.”