Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight
| Men jokes
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.
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This guy is selling three parrots. Another
| Business jokes
This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your parrots?" The salesman answers, "The first one is $1,000." "What does he know?" "He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions." "How a
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Veronica was
| Police jokes
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was be
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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a
| Computer jokes
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.
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A police officer was amazed to see
| Travel and tourist jokes
A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer. "I'm walking to Seattle," said the hiker, "and I don't want to lose my way."
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What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.