Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a

| Computer jokes

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.

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| Biologist jokes

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog jumped across the room. The biologist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs jumped eight fee

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Three people die, a Doctor a school

| Heaven and hell jokes

Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in.

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Q: How do you get a dog to stop

| Dog jokes

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

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How many dentists does it take to change a

| Dentist jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)’