At a local coffee bar, a young woman was

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some

| Children jokes

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

| Telephone jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

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I want to be an astronaut when I grow

| Space jokes

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

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A mom

| School jokes

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

| Blonde jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!” An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all you want, get a TV!”